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CONTACT?
As I have been led to believe, bots scan the system for email addresses that are converted to spam. Either you believe this or you don't, but if you want to write to me, there are manifold options. Check at headquarters.

Either way, do you want to have communication with me or do you want to sell me a goat-gland remedy for impotence? But feel free to buy my books, which are available at:

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In the meantime, if I've reached out to you, you can reach out for me. You may comment on my blog entries at your whim. I love you all immensely.
John!

MY WRITING BLOG


FAIRFIELD HISTORY BLOG



MAGICAL REALISM
Bonny Jo Young is a witch and she's not your average witch. She's a real one, and she's causing Hilly more trouble than any novelist ought to endure. How to fix that: Let her move in with you! It's a great story. Gonna have some fun with this book. If you'd like, here's an excerpt. Hoping to get this book ready for an editor soon.

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HELLO! Welcome to my world. I have books to write, read and share with the world. Along the way, let's have some fun. Here and there, fun might be defined by the user, but nobody died from being criticized. Even Sonny Bono didn't die from that. He did smash into a tree, however.

DID YOU KNOW? Of course, you didn't! But now you do . . . there was once a quack doctor named John Brinkley who made millions selling goat gland extract? The goal, Brinkley said, was to allow men to have enough juice to make a baby. He claimed it worked. He was a fraud. Fun stuff.




Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and other delights: Um, feel free to follow your own star. Social media is about bitterness, ignorance, bigotry, hate, lies and a right-wing narrative that sickens me. I don't need to see your eagle-based gun rants or phony-ass anti-vac tropes. Hiding behind your anonymous world to insult people, pretending to have your own version of faux morality. These platforms don't do a damned thing for my writing career. I still like baseball, however.
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