You were where?
Not exactly Broadway, but not too narrow either
Dunns Bridge. Weight limit ... oh, about 34 pounds.
Clear signal in Radioville. Can't pick it up in Tefft.
Give up? Clanricharde ... where the Monon once went. This IS Clanricharde.
Naw! Well, it is Kansas ... er, Toto.
Good stuff? You bet! But not as good as snacks from Bailey's outside of North Judson.
But wait, there's more!